I am officially home from my long weekend of adventure. I took Wednesday off so I could loaf. So far, I have not loafed; I’ve been doing a billion things like laundry and grocery shopping and library-visiting. (There was some sort of toddler story-hour happening when I was there and the cuteness quotient in the lobby was OFF THE DAMN CHARTS, yo. I can’t even tell you.)
Let’s see. When we left off, Heather had arrived, and we were awaiting the arrival of the lovely Laura. Heather and I decided to go pick up Laura while sj made dinner, and we were going to stop at the grocery store on the way home.
So we went to pick up Laura. On our way, we drove past an exit for “Powhite Parkway,” which made me laugh SO HARD. “There’s probably a lot of trash along Powhite Parkway,” Heather mused wisely.
Then we were at Laura’s house! And Laura lives in the most beautiful old apartment. The ceilings are the highest you’ve ever seen, and there are fireplaces and it’s decorated in this amazing kitschy way that is so amazing. And there was Laura, who is still adorable, whether she lives in New York OR Virginia! (Perhaps more adorable in Virginia, because she’s so happy that you can just see the glow in her eyes.)
Then it was time for grocery shopping! We totally had a list. We were IMPRESSIVE.
We also got up to shenanigans in the grocery store. Because, why not?
THE LOVELY LAURA!
I promised Heather I was only taking a photo of what we were shopping for. I lied. Sincerely, though, she is ADORABLE. How could I not take a photo of her?
Listen, the sign said screams started here. It’s like we HAD to do this photo, yo. WE DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE. (Side note: I think the people who worked at the Kroger may or may not have hated us. For good reason.)
Then back to sj’s we went, bearing Laura and groceries! (And coffee, because we stopped at Starbucks.)
We talked and ate and watched The Amazing Race (which is a LOT of fun when you can talk about it with real people in real time – usually sj and I text each other through it, but face-to-face is AWESOME) and then got kids to bed (and Heather to bed, because she had to leave the next day!) and sj and Laura and I watched The Walking Dead. This might have been the most fun I’ve ever had watching The Walking Dead, because listen, Laura is HYSTERICAL. She would come out with these things all matter-of-factly like “That little bitch is sick. What’s up with them sweat-feet?” and I’d laugh so hard I’d have trouble breathing. You have to imagine it in Laura’s southern accent, though. It’s better that way. More realistic.
The next day, Laura and Heather left in the early afternoon after we sat around and talked as much as we could squeeze into the morning. It was sad to see them go. We had the best time, the four of us. Sincerely. Among other things (like the sheer fact that they’re three amazing women) it’s really nice to meet people who get you. Who get the internet references and the blogging stuff and who, when you mention someone by their Twitter handle, know what you’re talking about, and who, if you talk about the GoodReads controversy, don’t say, “What’s that? A website? Who cares?” It’s also amazing (and rare) to be around people you feel completely comfortable with. Because usually I’m awkward panda.
Then it was a napping-day. We were all very quiet and sleepy and many naps were taken. sj totally came to check on me at one point and I was all sacked out on the loveseat drooling and snoring. (SHUT IT. I am the least sexy sleeper in the history of the world. I own that shit. How can you even change something like that? I mean, it’s not like you can train yourself to be a sexy sleeper like in the soap operas. I work hard, I play hard, and I sleep hard. And UGLY. BAM, yo.)
At one point I watched some episodes of a show called Ni Hao, Kai-Lan with sj’s little girl. This is what I learned about this show: there is a monkey on this show who is such an asshole. I don’t know how anyone would be friends with this monkey. (You have to suspend your disbelief when watching this – all the animals talk, and are this girl Kai-Lan’s friends.) This monkey, Ho Ho, is constantly yelling at people, and kicking tigers, and refusing to play games unless HE can pick them, and will never try new foods. And he learns important lessons, whatever, like new things can be good, sometimes. But mostly what I learned is, if I was Kai-Lan, I would tell Ho Ho to take a hike-hike, because he is the WORST. I told sj’s daughter he was the worst and she was all, “NO.” (He totally is, though.)
But at the end of the night it was time for MORE ADVENTURE! sj’s husband COOKED for us. He is an amazing chef (like, the opposite of me, who just had a Lean Cuisine for lunch) and went all out. We totally had fajitas. But not JUST fajitas. He made fajitas AND salsa AND guacamole – all from SCRATCH – and I just want to say that it was, most likely, one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten. EVER. And I don’t even like beef (much) OR peppers. But somehow, it was THE BEST THING EVER. (Also, somehow I’ve gone almost 40 years without ever having fajitas. And I love Mexican food. I don’t know, either. I’m weird about food. You all know that.) We were watching a movie while we ate them and I seriously didn’t even TALK while I was eating. I was in a good food FUGUE STATE. I utterly cannot imagine that I will ever eat fajitas that are that delicious again. (THANK YOU, JEFF!) PS, I totally meant to take a photo of the fajitas but I was too busy eating them ALL UP with my FACE. Didn’t even take a break for photography. SO SO GOOD.
Oh, and as a side-note, sj ALSO made delicious food for us, like split-pea soup (which is one of my favorite things EVER) and the best homemade pizza and macaroni and cheese (HOMEMADE mac and cheese, YUM) and Rice Krispie Treats which we totally went to TOWN on while they were still warm and gooey and DELICIOUS. I really need to start cooking more, don’t I? Lean Cuisines don’t count as cooking, do they? Huh.
Then the next day was going-home day. Long train ride ahead of me. Many hours trainbound. Also, how is it possible that, even though I’d given away a lot of things OUT of my luggage, and only had a few new things IN my luggage, it was virtually impossible to close my bags? I’m the worst packer. Sincerely.
Many goodbyes. Many hugs. Quick photos with some of the kiddos:
sj’s husband and the two aforementioned kiddos brought me to the train station and we watched the train come in and there were some tears from the kiddos which was so sweet and heartbreaking. More hugs and kisses on tops of little heads and off I went to the train.
I alternately slept and read and watched a movie on the way home. (What did we do before laptops and Kindles? They might be the best things ever.) I watched Les Miserables, finally. I liked it, but I think I like the stage show more. There were some changes made I wasn’t down with. (Doesn’t mean I didn’t get a little teary-eyed now and then, though.) I mostly had my seat to myself until a VERY OFFICIOUS ASSHAT sat with me from Maryland to New York City and took up more than his seat with all of this gear and his cell phone calls and his important gesticulations and that was annoying. Otherwise, all was well.
And when I got home, there was a VERY UPSET DUMBCAT who was all, “MOM MOM MOM I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD MOM MOM MOM” and has not left my side since I got here. Very vocal, my boy. He even meowed at me while he was eating cat treats. MEOW MOM MEOW! DON’T EVER LEAVE AGAIN MEOW! Poor guy. So lonely.
So there was my weekend of adventure, and bloggity meetups, and laughing and talking and television-watching and napping. It was a very grand adventure, and now it’s back to work and theater reviewing and such. But things are going to be a little quieter now – not so much going on at the moment – so I can relax a little, do some writing and reading and relaxing. Aaahh.
Thank you, sj, for hosting a weekend of adventure, and Heather and Laura, for making the trip, and I love your faces. Big hugs to you all for being amazing women and just as wonderful face-to-face as you are on the interwebs. All the love.
(For more posts on weekend goodness, visit sj here and here, and Heather here!)
October 17th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Ha… I often go into a fugue state while eating good Mexican food. Which is awkward because I went to high school in NM and live in Texas, so I eat Mexican food A LOT. My bff and I have been known to get a little drunk/high off of green chile AND hum happily at our food whilst eating it.
And, I agree, Ho Ho is totally an asshole, even if he does just act that way so he can learn important lessons. I’m glad that my niece has moved on from that show. My Little Pony is a much less annoying show.
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October 17th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
I didn’t realize Ho Ho was the jerk in EVERY episode. I thought maybe they’d go around and let other animals be jerky once and a while. Nope. It’s apparently always him. WHY DO THEY HANG WITH THAT MONKEY. Urgh.
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October 17th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
Oh, what? You’re not going to tell them how you spit on me?
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October 17th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SPITTING!!!
I totally spit on sj when she attempted to give me money for groceries and I was all “pshaw!” which was TRYING to be CUTE but apparently was SPITTY. That’s what I get for trying to be adorable. I can’t pull it off, I guess.
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October 17th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Mmm-hmmm. Big difference between “pshaw” and “hock-tooey!” Which is pretty much what I heard. From two rooms away. In hindsight (hindhearing?)
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October 17th, 2013 at 7:43 pm
Hee! That was totally it. I hocked a major loogey on her. That’s so like me.
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October 17th, 2013 at 8:13 pm
hindhearing is the best word
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October 17th, 2013 at 2:57 pm
I used to get into grocery shenanigans when I was in college. Now, my wife doesn’t allow me to go in case the shenanigans break out again.
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October 17th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
What a clever plot to stay out of the grocery store…
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October 18th, 2013 at 1:45 am
I know right? I’m pretty good at getting out of chores by being incompetant.
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October 17th, 2013 at 7:44 pm
I did, too. I don’t when I’m alone, though…because grocery store shenanigans are less “fun” and more “sad” when you’re shopping alone.
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October 18th, 2013 at 1:54 am
By sad and less fun, you mean that you look like a crazy person.
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October 19th, 2013 at 10:36 pm
*nods*
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October 17th, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Mmm, fajitas. I’ve started making chicken fajitas at least once a week, though I really wish I could get the deliciousness without having to do all the cutting and whatnot myself. (And, you know, not paying a restaurant 3x* what it costs me to make them at home.)
(*I totally made up the 3x thing. I really have no idea. But I’m sure it’s more expensive. If I ever do the math someday and find out it’s not, I’m going to be pretty pissed about all those times I nearly suffocated myself with smoking chicken.)
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October 17th, 2013 at 7:43 pm
I need more time to cook. Or I need to at least set aside a few hours on Sundays to cook a BUNCH of things that I can eat as leftovers all week. I like to cook, and I’m actually not terrible at it, I just don’t ever have time, and heating up something frozen is so much easier. Because I’m super-lazy when I get home, you know?
(I bet 3x is about right. Unless you find a really cheap Mexican place…then you’d be paying less, but you might also get food poisoning…so your mileage may vary.)
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October 17th, 2013 at 8:14 pm
This sounds like you all had all the fun. And now Dumbcat gets his mom back and he can have all the fun. Winwin.
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October 19th, 2013 at 10:35 pm
All the winning!
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October 18th, 2013 at 9:22 am
Sounds like an amazing adventure. I’m thinking there might be a reality show in your future with these ladies :)
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October 19th, 2013 at 10:35 pm
Ha! If I didn’t hate the idea of cameras following me everywhere (that really creeps me out SO MUCH) that would be most excellent!
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