Hey! Today is @murphdroid’s birthday. He is one of my favorite people. AND I get to MEET him. IN REAL LIFE PERSONHOOD! In OCTOBER! He informed me that since this is his day, he expected a whole blog post in his honor. Well, I already HAVE today’s blog post written, which will be coming in a couple of hours, so don’t fret, little lollipops. I know, I’m so prepared it’s scary. BUT, don’t you even WORRY, I can also do shit on the fly. I AM BENDY.
A HAIKU FOR YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, @MURPHDROID!
It is @murphdroid’s day
He likes vodka and dachshunds
He is the bee’s knees
Enjoy your day! Here is a photo of a lobster dachshund, because there’s nothing, including happy birthdays, that can’t be improved upon by animals in clothing.
*SMOOCH*
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:07 am
Awwww, thank you Amy! :-D I love you, and can’t wait to hang in October!!!! Yay for drinking together in real life!
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:19 pm
WHOO-HOO!!!!! October can’t come soon enough! Hope you had a great birthday!
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:33 pm
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! October is going to ROCK!! :D
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April 3rd, 2012 at 10:10 am
Happy Birthday MurphDroid! I know these aren’t dachshunds, but surely it counts for something?
Amy, I read your haiku wrong at first because I always pronounce the @ symbol. I know, failing on my part.
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April 3rd, 2012 at 10:10 am
Gah, there was a funny picture, but it didn’t show up! This is the link: http://bit.ly/Hdj8Rq
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Hee! Love it!
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:18 pm
You do? Do most people pronounce the @? I never do, now I’m curious!
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:33 pm
i usually do… don’t know why but i can’t seem to help myself! :D
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April 3rd, 2012 at 10:21 am
happy birthday Murphdroid. Don’t murder Amy when you meet her. Because then her Dad will have been right all along.
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April 3rd, 2012 at 6:17 pm
He seems un-murdery! Although, I’m sure they ALL do, right? GULP.
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April 4th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
nobody ever puts “murdery” on their resume. But if they do, they usually add, “SO SO SORRY” after it.
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April 4th, 2012 at 8:06 pm
ZOMG, I’d totally hire someone if they put murdery on their resume, because they used the word murdery and I love it.
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