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A very special post for a very special person’s birthday!

Hey! Today is @murphdroid’s birthday. He is one of my favorite people. AND I get to MEET him. IN REAL LIFE PERSONHOOD! In OCTOBER! He informed me that since this is his day, he expected a whole blog post in his honor. Well, I already HAVE today’s blog post written, which will be coming in a couple of hours, so don’t fret, little lollipops. I know, I’m so prepared it’s scary. BUT, don’t you even WORRY, I can also do shit on the fly. I AM BENDY.

A HAIKU FOR YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, @MURPHDROID!

It is @murphdroid’s day
He likes vodka and dachshunds
He is the bee’s knees

Enjoy your day! Here is a photo of a lobster dachshund, because there’s nothing, including happy birthdays, that can’t be improved upon by animals in clothing.

*SMOOCH*

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I'm not the girl with the most cake. Someday. SOMEDAY. View all posts by lucysfootball

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